"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday." ~Gregory Gudz

"Life is too short for fake butter, cheese or people." ~Gregory Gudz

"Of course I'm not perfect, there's a crack in my ass." ~Gregory Gudz

"Strangers think I'm quiet, my friends think I'm outgoing, my best friends know that I'm completely insane." ~Gregory Gudz

"I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I'm going to be today." ~Gregory Gudz